Invented spray to attract yeti

The eternal hunt of numerous snow enthusiasts
man can come to his logical conclusion soon. With
this legendary relict hominid itself will approach the hunters, then
have him not even have to chase.

At least, one lady from North Carolina says so.
According to the American, she created a unique spray that
will attract to you any yeti within a radius of several kilometers.

Like many other amazing inventions, spray Allie Webb
was born quite by accident. Being an experienced chemist,
a woman developed a special composition for her husband Corey,
fond of hiking. This tool was supposed to help her.
spouse from annoying mosquitoes. The man, however, sniffed
spray, said he smells like women’s perfume. Then ally
had to change the formula to make the smell of the substance more
neutral. And it almost ruined her life partner, and
twice.

Bigfoot chasing a tourist

Spraying a handicraft against mosquitoes, Corey went to
Another single hike in nature. Once in the forest, he is through
for some time suddenly noticed that someone was following in his footsteps – behind
some heavy footsteps were heard. The man became suspicious and quickly
climbed on a high cliff, deciding to trace the appearance of a stranger
from there. The traveler was shocked when he saw from the thicket
came erect anthropomorphic creature height about 2.5
meters covered with thick gray wool. Naturally, our hero immediately
ran away from there, without looking back.

After the incident, frightened Corey did not dare for several weeks
to return to the forest, but ultimately still wanted
make a new hike, only in a different direction. Naturally, without
anti-mosquito to get along at such a time is difficult and he
Again, I used my wife’s invented spray. Already
returning home, the man heard footsteps familiar to him and
again gave strekach, this time without waiting for the Bigfoot.
Webb analyzed the incident for a long time and suddenly realized that
All the fault was precisely invented Ellie spray. In the local forest clearly
For some reason, the smell of the chemical mixture invariably resides
attracted him.

Spray really attracts yeti or is it marketing
trick?

The enterprising couple decided to put their funds on
sale, calling it “Juice for Bigfoot.” The price of one bottle – 7
dollars. No one guarantees that the substance is really
lure to you snowman, but buyers do not care
are, and a lot. The formula at least works as
good mosquito repellent – here is Ellie’s knowledge of chemistry
did not let her down. It is not yet known whether Big Juice Juice is being acquired.
professional yeti hunters and cryptozoologists.

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