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For a long time I feel very deprived in this life, because that I couldn’t see a single “flying saucer”. therefore most of all I liked released many years ago in the United States book, simply titled “Data on UFOs.” Her right away dubbed the “full report” about everything that happens and offered take it absolutely seriously. In particular, sensational evidence of an American who saw a “female-shaped plate breasts. ”
The increased interest of extraterrestrials should be considered as non-sensational, regularly visiting the US and European countries of NATO, to the military bases. Most likely these are alien spies, because there are “there” such a profession. From the history of our communication with the interplanetary mind known, for example: a shootout with huge aliens occurred near the air force base in Spain. Three sentries heard whistling sounds and saw the light in the sky. Realizing that the territory of the base trying to penetrate the “red” sentries rushed to the sound and encountered a three-meter creature shrouded in green radiance. One of the soldiers started firing and suddenly fell unconscious, others managed to fire about 50 bullets at the intruder before he disappeared. All three remained intact, the fate of the green giant is unknown. In the past reports about meetings of Americans with “plates” culminated in either hints or a direct call to be vigilant in the face of the “red threat”. Red – in the sense of the communist, no matter how awkward the peg of the blue ones looks (green, pink …) Aliens to the Red “Tips.” The rest is related to “plates” and aliens should be perceived as a blessing. For ordinary Americans, their experts on the “plates” have long brought two recipe. Axiom No. 1: “Ufomania”, as they call it “plates” in English, makes people happy and helps solve the most difficult earthly problems. … The famous baseball player with his wife sat in the evening on the open porch of a country house when they saw a luminous “plate”. Approximate sizes: about nine meters wide, about six meters “from head to tail”, because the athlete saw the “plate” unusual, not round forms. “Having looked for a minute,” the baseball player shared his impressions, “I decided to go get a camera. But as soon as I got up, “plate” moved away as if warning: “No, we aliens are not let’s take pictures of us. “I felt like they read my thoughts. “Oh well, but then in the life of a professional athlete dramatic changes have occurred. He played so well that he was offered a lucrative contract in one of the leading teams. Why all of a sudden? “After I saw the UFO, I started thinking about The universe, and these thoughts pushed my personal concerns to the second plan. I became calmer and could concentrate on sports. “Much happier – this is the interpretation of axiom number 2 – live people who have been abducted by aliens. Inside the plate dragged many earthlings, after which for some reason they unceremoniously threw out. A housewife from Arizona, being in a hypnotic state, willingly said: she was abducted by aliens of huge growth and taken to underground city on another planet. Then they took me on an excursion to another planet, and then to the third, where she miraculously escaped from cave inhabitants. A prominent ufologist has told the public: he believes these giants were with bronze skin, golden eyes with silver dots, three meters tall, and a housewife with its attendants instantly transported to a distance of 500 million miles I am glad that all stolen and returned steel “stars” – in the understanding of journalists. Of course from time to time skeptics are wondering if it borders on mass paranoia. What nonsense, you can’t argue against the facts, but the facts look So. … an American mother of six living in Ohio, they were kidnapped twice during the year. And carefully returned. … another the American was kidnapped four times – she liked so much aliens. Under the influence of an alien, she moved her hand over paper, and this is what happened: “Be happy. Success is waiting for you at the doorstep. We proud of you. We will guide your every step. Your friend childhood “. If happiness is measured by the frequency of abductions aliens, then Quazgow’s friend is undeniably the happiest. No one, however, has yet paid attention to the apparent inhumanity aliens: they have never shown interest in the fate of the unemployed, didn’t feed any of the millions of starving people, didn’t provide housing on some weird planet of a homeless person sleeping in square. On the other hand, what to expect from them. They are not only not want to share happiness with those who do not have it, but – it happens, alas – just acting obscene. Not all aliens seem to worried about moral issues. … after a state housewife Florida was abducted by aliens, they relocated space a woman named Antron that delivered some American troubles. To the luminaries of medicine – additional difficulties, because once again we have to confirm the reliability information received from the lucky one. The fact of stay Alien Antron in the body and brain of a housewife medical luminary testified as follows: “She is honest.” Earth medicine is often powerless. The Brazilian watchman was abducted five times by aliens, similar to gnomes. After which “there” a child was born from him. Alien-alien or vice versa. Watchman – of course, specialists confirmed his honesty and truthfulness – he remembered that the “wife” It looked disgusting. This is by earthly standards. “How unbelievable it may sound, he is the father of the cosmic child, “- publicly announced the luminary of medicine. But – the children are somewhere far away, not sure the watchman will be able to forward alimony to their contents. Closer – aliens, which, according to American experts in “Ufomania,” have long been walking along the streets of their cities: “They’re just invisible. “Among the tangible” homo sapiens “in the United States also aliens. Many. “Star People” eagerly prophesy of the onset of the “golden age” when “diseases will be eradicated and poverty, and people will live happily ever after without any problems and worries. “American ufologists have deduced several signs by which it is very easy to distinguish an alien from earthling. So, the aliens: – sleep and work in a different mode – “on their planets a different duration of day and night.” Last Friday I also fell asleep very late and woke up late on Saturday; – feel uneasy in public transport – “on their planets are safer and more comfortable vehicles. ” The other day, at rush hour, I was so squeezed in the subway that I really worried about the integrity of his ribs; – constantly looking for information – “buying magazines and newspapers all the time.” Every morning throughout many years, I acquire four daily central publications, and then, at least half a day, I collect the data I need on the Internet. So that in this whole story only one person is a little sorry. Togo, who saw a “plate in the shape of a female breast.” Becoming a hero, he honestly admitted that he suffers from very poor eyesight and is constantly attends a bar where dancers perform belly dancing. Victor Gribachev, Nezavisimaya Gazeta
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