How I was friends with a drummer

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Perhaps there is no person who at least once in his life did not encounter with an unexplained phenomenon. One, for example, with the spirit of a deceased ancestor met, the second saw with his own eyes a flying saucer, and the third met with a ghost. But some lucky ones are lucky most of all – they have a rare opportunity to communicate with otherworldly forces almost daily.

MIRACLES BEGIN

Once I was invited to visit by old friends. Family like the family, the most ordinary, except for one – it literally terrorized her malicious mallet. According to household members, this cheeky the tenant arranged one Skoda after another: for no reason smashed an ashtray, then threw all the coats in the hallway to the floor, then tapped the batteries in the middle of the night. But most of all, as they said masters, he liked to play pranks when new people came. To me, honestly, I was eager to see this whole circus with my own eyes.

Two hours, while we talked peacefully, the “noisy spirit” did not make itself felt know. The owner, a big fan of preference, called a neighbor and invited us to paint a bullet. Cape agreed with pleasure. The game was in full swing when a hospitable hostess called us drink tea in the kitchen – how can you refuse. Mourned, chatted, then they returned to the drawing room – there a surprise awaited us: a sheet paper with a neatly drawn pen disappeared.

We searched the whole room – a leaf fell through the ground! Suddenly, the sound of pouring water was heard from the bathroom. Everyone rushed there. And what? The bath turned out to be half filled with water, and on top swam a piece of paper with our bullet.

WELCOME

This, it seems, was not enough for the drummer. We did not have time come to my senses how something fell in the kitchen. We run in there – on the floor cutlets are lying around, and a cigarette is pressed into one of them. Spouses only shrugged – they did not smoke. Neighbor – too. Everyone looked at me. There was a pack of Java in my coat. I got it. And there is – one cigarette is not enough. Gee!

While we were discussing what had happened, I kept my master’s lap a cat. Suddenly, Murka flew up into the air and with a plaintive “meow” flopped on the floor. Then I could not stand it and shouted, turning to unknown people: “What did the cat do to you? I would have regretted the poor animal.” In reply – silence.

Already about to say goodbye, he climbed into his portfolio. Oh God! In him it was full of water. “There are all my documents!” – swirl flashed through my head. Almost crying in frustration, I take out the papers – they dry! After that, I’ll take it and say, I don’t know why: “Listen, prankster, if you want, come with me. You’ll live with me. ”

INVITATION ACCEPTED

A few days passed. And once I woke up in the middle of the night from persistent knocking. He listened – someone was drumming into the wall. But because in the house, except for me and the mother-in-law, who snores that there is urine in no one in your room! I could not knock myself! Probably, I thought, I decided, who doesn’t happen to? Turned to the other side to fall asleep soon. Where there! Knock again! Walked around the house but naturally, I didn’t find anyone.

After about an hour, the strange noise stopped by itself, and I plunged into a dream. The next night, the same story. Then I realized that the drummer accepted the invitation and moved to me. Well, myself to blame, who pulled the language?

STRANGE FRIENDSHIP

Often on Saturdays I, my wife, daughter and mother-in-law played lotto. IN Once again, they sat at the table and began to place the barrels. We look – one is not enough. They searched the whole room — not anywhere. I replaced the barrel with an ordinary coil, but as soon as we got down to business – lost again! There is no keg number 37. “Where could he go? – the mother-in-law asks. “I just saw him.” I just lit hands. Not to admit, in fact, that the house wound up poltergeist!

Soon, the mother-in-law with her daughter moved to the country, the wife left for a business trip, and I was left alone on the farm. However, no, not one – I had a drum. This prankster did not let me get bored. I sit down somehow for a typewriter, and he’s already right there – he’s drumming into the wall. I endured, endured, but could not stand it. “How much,” I say, “ can you mess out? Can’t you see: I’m busy. There will be time – I’ll talk to you. In the meantime, let’s calmly work. “You won’t believe it – he fell silent.

So our friendship began. From time to time I talked to poltergeist. In gratitude for this, he almost did not ill. Well, sometimes break a plate or two or hide something. And if not God bring me, I forgot about my guest, he immediately reminded of imagine some trickier seriously: translate, for example, the clock an hour ago, or flood the bed with water. But as soon as I scolded him, how he calmed down right away.

Sincere recognition

Once I invited two friends to my place to pass the evening for potatoes. I bought two decks in advance. When they sat down at the table, handed them players to check. They printed the first deck, counted cards – one is not enough. They took another deck – the same thing.

Friends stared at me questioningly. Do you want, do not want, but to remove suspicions from myself, I had to talk about my new “neighbor”. My friends silently listened to me and got away. More they never came to me, and at a meeting it’s only dry hello. So trust your secrets to people!

After this incident, I realized that the drum for some reason does not favor gambling. Well, for the sake of my own peace I decided completely from refuse them. And he did it right! The “noisy spirit” calmed down, but with in time I discovered that he had completely disappeared .. Honestly, I even a little sad – after all, I’m used to his invisible presence in the house.

LAST FORGIVENESS

Several years passed, the poltergeist was not announced, but I did not forget your invisible friend. Once I happened to go to Hungary on a business trip. One night, insomnia attacked me. Hours to three I tossed and turned in bed from side to side. Eventually became remembering his house, relatives, and remembered the drummer …

Suddenly there was a distinct knock. “Is it really my old friend? – flashed in my head. “It can’t be!” But the knock repeated. Yes, it was a poltergeist. He probably decided to brighten up my loneliness. I got dressed and went out for a walk around the hotel. In the twilight of the hall the game windows invitingly shone automatic machines.

“Maybe try your luck?” – I thought and groped in my pocket jacket a few coins. At random went to one of the “one-armed bandits, “he lowered the money into the slot and pulled the handle. Automatic hummed, and then, to my greatest amazement, poured into the tray a real ringing waterfall. I hit the jackpot! So I have never in life was unlucky! I put the money in my pockets and headed for the bar, to drink for your luck and for the drummer. I’m not at all doubted that it was his doing. Apparently, in this way he wanted thank me for the memory of him. Alas, it was his “farewell” salute. “After that, he disappeared and never made himself known again. know.

It’s a pity…

Sergey BORODIN

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