Russian CERN scientist tried to open the “gate hell “

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At the European Organization for Nuclear Research CERN arrested Russian physicist A. Zyuganov, who with a group of subordinates them researchers conducted “highly dangerous tests” at the Bolshoi Hadron Collider.

Being in a state of alcoholic or narcotic euphoria (for now this is being specified) and relying on its rather high administrative authority, Alexander ordered his subordinates scientists to disperse at full power a giant particle accelerator, which immediately entailed serious consequences. Happened local seismic push of 3.2 points on the Richter scale, as well as the strongest discharges of released energy were observed, comparable to powerful lightning.

Despite the fact that the collider itself has not suffered serious damage, with the exception of safety capacitors, which, By the way, they also cost thousands of euros, the commission of inquiry the incident has not yet concluded the consequences of such a crazy act.

The story of this recklessness

Alexander Zyuganov joined the international team CERN researchers about five years ago. From the very first days he became an unrelenting critic of the linear proton accelerator and overall performance European Organization for Nuclear Research. That’s what about him says his colleague, the Romanian physicist J. Malania:

This is a man of extremes and unbridled temperament. Undoubtedly, Zyuganov is a talented scientist, one of the outstanding mind of the world, however, this person is by nature similar to a volcano. TO he is also very impatient, he wants to force everything, in his opinion, for example, we have long had to colonize not only the moon, but also Mars. At the same time, Alexander is not without ambition, and therefore tries leave your indelible mark on science, and any at the cost of …

Recall that in an interview for the scientific journal Zyuganov with all his directness and defiant frankness, declared that, according to In his opinion, the CERN team is a bunch of idiots not capable of great steps and discoveries and even more so not able to understand it genius, the importance of the work in which he is engaged.

Black hole mania

The scandalous Russian physicist was obsessed with knowing the dark matter and the study of black holes. As the French refines journalist Jeanne Legrand specializing in this topic, a long-standing and Zyuganov’s constant dream was to create such a black hole with using a collider, so he was a supporter of capacity building accelerator and almost required to disperse the particles to the limit, for example, a thousand times faster than practiced now. However the rest CERN scientists such drastic measures and some unbridled the haste of the Russian scientist was simply frightening.

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By the way, let’s say that even the head of the Catholic Church in the past year warned that CERN scientists are too keen on their nuclear research that this could turn out to be real a disaster for humanity because with the help of the Big the hadron collider is easy to open the “gates of hell.” And here is the first an attempt has been made to open this terrible gate The crazy Russian physicist tried …

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