Save yourself: get a place on the ship

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Aliens are looking for people who want to leave Earth before the end of the world on December 21, 2012. Exactly another article begins on the famous for its absurd WeeklyWorldNews Below is the translation of this material, I hope reading will cheer you up! The end of the world, as predicted by Maya, is already near! Remains only 7 days before the Apocalypse. Maya predicted that people who are 21 December will be in France, will be able to survive. However not everyone has the opportunity to get to France. WWN found out that aliens from Planet Zeeba (a friendly neighbor located outside Neptune), accept applications for placement on a ship, aboard which the lucky will leave the planet on December 21, however, if the Mayan prophecy does not come true, on December 22, everyone will return to the ground. Do you want to be on a ship? If yes, please indicate your arguments in the comments below why you should be on a ship, why exactly should you be among those who will continue to live. Please try to be concise and precise – Zeebans do not like boring form of communication of earthlings, especially if they are forced to live with them on the ship in the next fifty to sixty years. Rescue ship will be able to accept and place no more than 5000 human. Zeebans prefer to save Americans, but people from other countries of the Earth have a chance to be represented on the ship. If You made a decision and provided information about yourself, you do not have to go nowhere on December 21. Zeebans representatives will find you and sent to the ship. So you just stay in your bed, and Zeebans will take care of the rest. If the world does not collapse Zeebans will take you back to the sofa. So why are you deserve to be on a ship?

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